I Believe in Marigolds?

About ten years ago or so, Goldmine (a record collector's magazine) ran a misunderstood lyrics contest. The two winners were both Beatles related. (see below) Well, here at San Diego Scene, we've done some of our own research and collection of sound-alike lyrics . Here then are some of our own favorites:

I got caught under a shower?
"I got caught in the rush hour"

There's a bathroom on the right? "There's a bad moon on the rise."

PITCHIN' motor running?
"Get your motors running"

Someone told me long ago, theys-a call me Bo-zo?
"Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm"

As if to knock me down, me allergy came around?
"As if to knock me down, reality came around"

Those kicks were fast as lightning? "Those Cats Were Fast As Lightning"

Pay for that Chrysler?
"Paperback Writer"

The girl with colitis goes by?
"The girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

The CANTALOUPE crashed to the ground?
"The (calliope) crashed to the ground"

That frozen CAUCASIAN that helps me hang on?
"That frozen concoction that helps me hang on"

I'm not talking about MILLENNIUM? "I'm not talking 'bout movin' in"

I believe in marigolds?
"I believe in miracles."

I've got my back against the RATTLING machine?
"I've got my back against the record machine"

She's got electric boobs...an' mowers too?
"She's got electric boots...a mohair suit"

Take your PANTS OFF and make it happen?
"Take your passion and make it happen"

When the rainbow says you're clean, you'll know?
"When the rain washes you clean, you'll know"

Just brush my TEETH before you leave me, baby?
"Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby"