INSIDE SCENE December 2003
Cover Story Ken Wilson
I Dreamed The Impossible Dream
Step Up to the Mic
To Sing or Not to Sing
Karaoke arount the World Malaysia
Scene Calendar
Reprint of Are you Ready for the Full Monty? (by request)
One Moment in time (by request)
SDS Photo Night
Ryan Malcolm Becomes Professional Karoke Singer
Just in time for Christmas
Karaoke Revolution
Michaelle is a karaoke joke
Naked Karaoke appearing in court
Japan sings a song of therapeutic karaoke
"Pop" Quiz
 
Ken Wilson
­ California's Native Son
 
Born in Newport Beach, CA. Ken Wilson was raised with the sand, surf & sun. His childhood was filled with trips to the beach for surf-rider rentals (those big inflatable mattresses before the days of Boogie Boards), zinc oxide and plenty of sunburns. "I was a beach bum at 9 years old" says Ken. Trips to Big Bear Mountain in the winter for bobsledding bided the time until summer came once more. Surfing, Sailing, Scuba Diving, Water and Snow Skiing, were the natural progression of things for him.
In High School, he starred in the musical Oklahoma as the lead character Curly, and won the co-lead Captain Hook in the inter-district production of Peter Pan. Ken performed in 3 different musical groups, the Concert Choir, Chamber Choir and Vocal Ensemble. The groups toured from San Francisco to San Diego. "My school days were filled with music and I loved every minute of it!" exclaimed Ken.
After High School, Ken spent 18 months in Hawaii on the island of Oahu, where he drove Pedi-Cabs for a living, surfed the North Shore and Scuba Dived at Hanauma Bay (Ken is a NAUI Certified Scuba Diver). "The time in Hawaii is probably the most adventurous thing I have done. It was totally spur of the moment and the trip was only supposed to last 2 weeks" says Ken. He met an old friend from High School who had moved there and was soon offered roommate status at a studio apartment 2 blocks from Waikiki Beach. "That apartmentit was actually five of us in a small box with a 20 year old stove, a rickety fridge you had to kick to quiet down, and a bathroom. We all slept in sleeping bags on the floor" Ken recalls.
Upon returning to the mainland around 1979, Ken moved to San Diego where his boyhood friend, Larry Johnson, had enrolled at San Diego State University. "Larry had San Diego pretty well scoped out by that time. He really helped me get acclimated to the San Diego scene" says Ken.
Ken's love of music followed him to San Diego and the local Piano Bar scene. His favorite hang out was the Café Del Rey Moro in Balboa Park where you could often spot local 'Starlight Opera' talent singing show tunes while accompanied by the pianist.
During the daylight hours, Ken continued advancing his career as an Automotive Technician by achieving ASE Master Technician status and received multiple awards from General Motors for his expertise as a GM Dealership Technician. He became Smog Check certified and eventually taught others as an instructor for Automotive Diagnostics. After managing repair shops for several companies, Ken opened his own store, AutoMax Tire & Auto Service. After operating his own automotive business for a time, and working 80 hour weeks, Ken decided to 'switch gears' and do what he loves mostKaraoke. So he sold his shop and dove head first into the Karaoke/DJ business which gives him more time to pursue the other things he enjoys.
Motor sports are one of Ken's favorite pastimes. He likes Grand Prix racing, NASCAR and Top Fuel Drag Racing. Mostly Top Fuel. Ken grew up near Orange County International Raceway where he witnessed racing legends like Shirley 'Cha-Cha' Muldowney and Don "the Snake" Prudhomme make history. He even raced his 1966 Mustang 'Built to the Hilt' on the very same quarter mile stretch.

According to Ken, "Sailing is food for the soul. When you get out beyond the harbor, where land is a spec on the horizon, the wind in your face, salty air and the absolute absence of city noise, you feel like you are really alive, a part of nature". Ken enjoys sailing his 26 foot MacGregor Sailboat out beyond San Diego Bay. "It has a pop-top and sleeps 4 so I've had it out to the Coronado Islands a few times for overnight trips, it's a real blast". He tells a few 'fish stories' about Giant Halibut and 35 pound Yellow Tail caught aboard his sailboat with so much enthusiasm you just have to believe it.
"San Diego is America's playground. You can literally go to the beach, go snow skiing, and play in the desert all on the same day" says Ken. And he does it all. Not necessarily all in the same day, but Ken likes a little bit of everything. His favorite snow skiing location is Bear Mountain Resort. "I know there are better places like Mammoth but I really like the short drive to Big Bear, and the facilities are great. I especially like stopping half way down the slope and grabbing a beer at the snack shack on the side of the mountain" he says with a big smile.
The deserts of Imperial County are only a few hours drive, and Ken knows it. He camps at either Grays Well or Gordons Well. "The sand dunes are amazing. It can be the busiest weekend of the year and you can still find a lone sand dune and it feels like you are in the middle of the Sahara desert all by yourself" says Ken. He rides 3 wheelers and sand rails. "3 wheelers have got a bad rap. Sure you can tip them over and get hurt, but you can fall off a motorcycle a lot easier and they haven't banned those" he says with a snort. "People need to take responsibility for their own actions and quit looking for someone else to blame for their stupidity" laments Ken. "I even heard a girl tell her DUI story and she blamed everyone from the bartender who served her, to her own friends for not taking her keys away, everyone but herself" he said with disgust.
The San Diego Padres will be happy to know that Ken is a big fan. Going to 'The Q' for opening day is a huge event for him. He hasn't missed an opening day in 20 years. "I don't go to all the games, but I'm a fan win or lose" says Ken. "I've seen two World Series games. Game 3 of the 1998 series against the Yankees, and the 1984 game 2 win against the Detroit Tigers" he said. Looking at Ken holding the 1998 National League Championship trophy with Larry Lucchino, you'd think he won the title himself. "Fans are a big part of the game. Even the players will tell you that" he says with a wink and a smile.
When asked about the new Padre stadium he says "Do they need a new stadium? I was happy with the Qby the way, I still call it 'The Murph' but for the new San Diegans I call it the Q or they won't know what the hell I'm talking about. The only bad thing about the Q was the lease arrangement they had with the Chargers who actually own the lease. The Chargers sucked their revenue dry. The only reason I supported the new stadium is to give the Padres an even break financially. They were subordinate to the Chargers, now they get to stand on their own feet" he explains. "I think downtown was a ridiculous location for the stadium. Mark my words, the traffic will be unbearable. It's insanity to put another 30 or 40 THOUSAND people on the path to downtown at 5 or 6 o'clock. It's going to be a nightmare. A perfect location would have been in the area near 15 and Clairmont Mesa Blvd. That whole industrial area was abandoned and offers easy freeway access" He says with a grunt. "The city just wanted it to have an ocean view".
After all is said and done, Ken admits there is no place else he would rather be. "You just can't get any better than thisit really is America's playground"
 
I DREAMED THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
(or, It's time to wake up and smell the Kara-offee)
 
 
I believe it was Mr. Yogi Berra who coined the phrase, "It ain't over til the fat lady sings". Apparently, he never had to experience the reality of that adage--- but I have heard many fat ladies sing, and trust me, it was never over until the next K-er's name was called.
From there on it exploded into a 4-5 hour songfest whose participants could have engendered a completely new lexicon of musical adages-- for instance, "It ain't over til Chickenlegs cackles", or, "Til Eddie Ego gloats", or, "Til Harold Horny honks", etc, etc, etc. ad infinitum.
But all this descriptive nonsense is nothing more nor less than people having fun at no one's expense, except maybe their own.
People will always seek out and take part in any activity which offers a modicum of laughter, relaxation and comraderie--- things which Karoke offers in abundance.
You are always under the aegis and mantle of comfort afforded you by the ever-present KJ--- then--- this being the case , where else could you indulge your talents, lack of talents, ambition, lack of ambition, fantasies, or lack of imagination???? Sure. Maybe at a nude beach-- but we are discussing reality, and besides, you couldn't handle THAT kind of laughter. But this reality is one which allows one person, the KJ, to entertain the masses, encourage their participation and reward those who dare to tempt fate by displaying either dubious attempts or dazzling performances.
Nobody, singers and KJs inclusive, is immune from criticism, but it must be presented so as to inject suitable doses of appreciation and courtesy in order to soften the message borne by such criticism.
Examples: 1) for those who sing under the aura of right, direct them to self-esteem classes, 2) for those who cannot keep time with the music, buy them a metronome, 3) for those who forget the lyrics, offer to get them a songbook tattoo, 4) for those who only sing in the car, get them a designated KJ, and 5) for all those girls who only sing in the shower, CALL ME!!!
In Karaoke, patience is it's own reward, and if you exercise my foregoing advice, you are guaranteed to be on the "Most Wanted" list of K afficianados.
In an effort to improve the public realations image of "K" I have selected one name from the KJ Listing from Los Angeles, Orange County, and San Diego. This person will receive the first copy of my as yet unpublished book, "How to help you screw up the singer rotation at any venue".
The remaining KJs on the list have voiced their displeasure with my choice as they feel that, unanimously. this person doesn't need any help---- except counseling.
 
Step up to the mic.: It's your turn to make the karaoke scene
By Tenley Woodman
 
By day, they are construction workers, lawyers, computer programmers and students. By night, they are rock stars. Karaoke is a musical melting pot that transcends age, background and personality quirks. But what drives people to serenade a roomful of folks they've never met?
``Singing in front of a group of strangers relieves a lot of stress,'' said Kevin Dunham, 34, an unemployed roofer and a karaoke regular.
``I don't know if it's because my parents didn't give me enough attention,'' said Jamie O'Brien, 24, a karaoke-night presence at several local clubs. ``I come here because the people egg you on.''
Whatever the motivation, the object is to have fun.
Some karaoke clubs have hosted karaoke nights for over 15 years with 3000+ song books featuring everything from the theme song to TV's ``The Facts of Life'' to ``Monday, Monday'' by the Mamas and the Papas.
``There are some people who go to the same club each week and sing the same song every week,'' said karaoke singer John Alberts. ``That's what the karaoke people do.''

But patrons aren't the only ones who take the stage.
``A lot of the time, in our club, customers will ask us to sing,'' said waitress Mary-Ellen Rodrigues.
Her co-worker Julie Morgan, 25, said singing on the job is a bonus. ``I can explode,'' she said. ``When I first got here, there were five or six people doing karaoke,'' said Rodrigues. ``Now the place is packed.''
A local resident and karaoke regular Mark Leonard, 39, caught the karaoke bug when it first invaded the scene. ``I don't know, it just happened,'' Leonard said. ``There used to be nothing to do in the local bars but drink.''
Now he belts out Frank Sinatra songs on Saturday nights. ``When I sing, I feel like I'm in Vegas,'' he said.
So don't be shy. Step up to the mike.
``Come as you are,'' said Gifford. ``You don't have to be a professional to sing karaoke.''
 
 
 
 
Karaoke around the USA
Michael Jackson Shelved In Everett
By Tracy Vedor
 
A local karaoke store says the controversy is too much, Michael Jackson has been removed from the store's playlists. The Karaoke Store of Everett says it's a question of family values.
Who doesn't recognize that voice, that presence? Everything that made Michael Jackson a pop superstar makes him a super selection in the karaoke business. "He's a very popular person," says Larry LeBlanc, Operations Manager for the store.
But Jackson's arrest for child molestation put the people at The Karaoke Store in a bind. "We just want the best for everybody," adds LeBlanc. Beyond the disco balls and the party lighting, the store considers itself a family oriented business. A way to bring kids, parents, grandparents, together.
Jackson's arrest doesn't fit the image. So The Karaoke Store took all its Jackson CDs, put them in suitcases, and locked them away. You can still rent or buy a Jackson karaoke CD at the store, but you have to ask for it.
"We don't want to say Michael Jackson's guilty," stresses Floor Manager Robin Clark. Managers at the store say they don't know if Jackson is guilty or not - that's not the point. "We just thought morally and for the family structure to take this step," says Clark.
But the move isn't a hit with everyone. "There's been people upset with us," says LeBlanc, "Threatening to boycott us." The folks at The Karaoke Store are surprised at the reaction. But not deterred. While the controversy rages, Jackson will stay behind the counter.
 
 
To Sing or Not to Sing
That is indeed the question in this raucous Shakespeare karaoke show
By Martin Johnson
Martin Johnson is a freelance writer.
 
I had just sat down at my table at China Club last Friday night when a woman in fishnet stockings and gold hot pants ran up to me and asked, "Are you going to sing?" I turned around to see if perchance she was talking to someone behind me, but when I turned back she was gone. Then a woman in white slacks and a matching halter sat down and asked a little more expectantly, "You are going to sing tonight, right?"
Since she was looking me straight in the eye, there was no doubt that she was talking to me. Since I came armed with no particular defense, I offered a feeble, "Um, maybe." She smiled and left, and was immediately replaced by a man dressed as a ghetto preacher with a loud gold blazer and hat. By this time, I was ready to explain that my particular talents lay in music appreciation, not creation, but he threw a curveball and asked, "How was your holiday?" And he settled in and we talked about Thanksgiving for a few minutes with no reference to my possible musical contribution.
Welcome to "The Karaoke Show," the latest revue from writer Randy Weiner, director Diane Paulus and producer Jordan Roth. They're also the creators of "The Donkey Show," a nightclub-based theatrical rendering of Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream" as a disco drama, which has been running for five years. This time it's "Comedy of Errors" set in a karaoke lounge, which enables Weiner and Paulus to make the event very audience participatory.
"When I see audiences sitting down, watching a play," said Weiner by phone Sunday morning, "somehow it doesn't seem as much fun as when you can get up and sing and dance." It turns out that each of my three interrogators is a cast member and they and their dozen colleagues spend the hour before the show milling around talking with the audience and obviously cajoling them to get ready to take the stage themselves. Then, just after 8, the lights go down, and the gold hot pants woman (Julie Danao) takes the stage and introduces herself as Mustang Sally. Flanked by two hunky dancers, Marc Santa Maria and Derek Mitchell, who are the show's choreographers, she belts out a steamy rendition of, what else ... "Mustang Sally." As characters are introduced, often by the preacher Reverend Carl (Charles King Jr.) and the drama unfolds, the plot is carried by familiar pop songs like Pink's "Get the Party Started," Nelly's "Hot in Herre," U2's "With or Without You," Madonna's "Like a Prayer" and the Beatles' "Yesterday." The songs tell the story of the lost twins and the search for happiness. After an hour or so, audience members parade to the microphone, theatrically belting out songs chosen from a thick notebook on each table (these selections, unlike those of the cast members, don't advance the plot). The spirit of the evening is loose and amiable enough that after another visit from Andrea, the woman in white (Erin Stutland), I start imagining myself onstage in dark glasses on a stool offering my rendition of Steely Dan's "Deacon Blues." But defenders of the art of pop crooning everywhere will be happy to know that the song isn't in the show's repertoire. Around 10, the show launches into Karaoke Idol, which is just what it sounds like with six audience members vying for prizes based on audience response. That segment brings the performance to an end. Weiner's love of popular music fueled the show's creation. "I was always interested in popular music," he said. "Even when I'm in the supermarket and I hear the radio, I'm incredibly moved." After creating "The Donkey Show," he and Paulus, who is also his wife (they were high school sweethearts whose first date was a Run- DMC show in 1983), began looking for a means to work with a broader spectrum of popular music.
They found it when Weiner made a chance visit to a karaoke lounge. He was taken by the sense of community among the disparate mix of patrons, which included both neighborhood residents and patrons from all walks of life. "By the end of the night, I felt like I knew everyone in the place and had a real bond with them. Pop music is kind of like this hymnal of American society." Paulus is a noted opera director and Weiner has worked as a graphic designer, but together they focus on bringing pop music to theatrical contexts. One of Weiner's first New York presentations was a hip-hop version of "Twelfth Night" that featured future stars Wyclef Jean and Lauryn Hill. The next Weiner-Paulus project doesn't deal with Shakespeare. They're looking at staging a production about the music business based on Frederic Dannen's bestseller, "Hit Men: Power Brokers & Fast Money Inside the Music Business." But expect another unconventional setting.
"I'd like to rent out an office and stage it there with all the characters milling around," Weiner said.
 
Karaoke Around
the World ­ Malaysia
Celcom introduces
'Mobile Karaoke'
 
CELCOM, the country's largest mobile phone operator, has introduced a new entertainment service dubbed the 'Mobile Karaoke' for its subscribers with GPRS-enabled handsets.
Its 019 subscribers can now download full-length songs with synchronized lyrics displayed on the screens of their phones - namely the Motorola E380, Nokia 3300, 3650, and 6600, and the Sony Ericsson T610, T300 and T310.
In a statement last Thursday, Celcom said its subscribers could now access close to 30 Malay, English and Mandarin hits, with an additional 20 songs to be added by the end of the month.
"The service, the first of its kind in Malaysia, combines two of the country's favorite pastimes - using mobile phones and karaoke," it said.
Mobile Karaoke is built to perform on major platforms including Java, Mophun, and Symbian users would require a GPRS or Java-enabled handset to exercise this service.
"It is critical for mobile applications to constantly evolve so that technological breakthroughs like this can continue to power the growth of mobile usage," said Celcom's vice president (mobile data), Mohd Jafri Kudus.
"We expect to introduce more ground-breaking services before the end of this year," he said.
Celcom said music on a mobile phone was normally played within 30 seconds, but with Mobile Karaoke, the songs could be played at full duration with full lyrics highlighted in the same tempo on the mobile phone.
It said like the ring tones, the songs could be downloaded through accessing Celcom's GPRS WAP site at a cost of RM4 for each download.
Mobile Karaoke is provided exclusively by Celcom's content provider, Hipmobile (M) Sdn Bhd. Meanwhile, Celcom has teamed up with KRU Bhd to provide the 'Celcom Celebrity Portal', an interactive entertainment mobile service that enables subscribers to request for updated greetings, ring tones, and album information.
 
Ryan Malcolm Becomes Professional Karaoke Singer
 
While the show was on air, Canadian Idol judge Zack Werner got a certain amount of glee from referring to winner Ryan Malcolm as "great karaoke singer." Now Mr. Malcolm will get a chance to prove Werner right, as he's got himself a gig promoting Xbox's new Music Mixer.
The Music Mixer is an Xbox game disc that comes with a fancy pro-looking microphone. The product comes with a karaoke program, a media player function, a photo album viewer and some other fancy bells and whistles.
The Canadian Idol will perform a selection of "past favorites and current hits" (prepare to hear some Billy Joel!) as well as his single "Something More." Lucky fans will also get a chance to test out the Music Mixer by performing duets with Malcolm.
Of course, Malcolm won't just be promoting the Music Mixer - he'll also be promoting himself. The singer's debut album, Home, was released on December 10.
 
Just in Time for Christmas
Drop the gun, hold that note!

Karaoke game zaps only the tone-deaf
NKaraoke Revolution: Singing game
Perhaps you remember the first time you saw one of those dorky Dance Dance Revolutions arcade games. With its techno music, bright pink colors and prancing-oriented game play, DDR is possibly the most emasculating toy since the first Easy-Bake Oven rolled off the line.
Almost impossibly, the makers of that game have reached a higher level of estrogen overload with the spin-off Karaoke Revolution, which asks players to sing Cher's "Believe'' while barely legal female and metrosexual male video game characters pirouette onscreen.
Now brace yourself for the harsh reality: Both games are a lot of fun no matter what your gender, with the power to turn the manliest gamers into show- tune-spouting divas. Karaoke Revolution is almost shamefully inspired by a certain hit show on Fox, starting singers off in a living room and quickly moving up to a subway, a county fair and eventually a television show called "Superstar TV.''
Revolution comes with a microphone that plugs into a PlayStation 2 input that you probably didn't even know existed, and monitors your ability to hold a note. If you follow along with the song reasonably well, the "crowd meter'' increases, and people start gathering around and clapping. If you botch the song too badly, the music eventually stops and your character curls into a fetal position onstage -- presumably preparing to move on to a drug-addled career in porn.
The game may not sound addictive, but it is. Human beings want affirmation, and the first time a Karaoke Revolution crowd rejects your best efforts, you will stop at nothing until you're headlining at the Enormobowl stadium.
There are plenty of accessories in Karaoke Revolution for the Barbie Dream House set. (If you score enough points, you can unlock a new outfit for Rafael!) But the game will probably be appreciated the most by adults, whose dreams have long been dashed and who can better appreciate the fantasy of having artistic talent.
Although there are only 36 songs in Revolution, the music covers most of the key genres, with tracks to satisfy your stuck-in-the-'80s dad ("The Power of Love''), your "Everwood''-obsessed little sister ("Kiss Me'') and your weird uncle who insists that Michael Jackson is innocent ("Billie Jean'' and "Smooth Criminal'').
 
Karaoke Revolution
­ One man's opinion
By D.B. Selist
 
I'm not a big fan of karaoke games, but when I saw a preview of Karaoke Revolution, I was intrigued. Not too long after that, I received a coupon for $10 off the game in a newspaper circular and the deal was sealed; this was a game that I had to have. To begin with, Karaoke Revolution was produced by Harmonix, the same fine folks who came out with Amplitude and Frequency. This was practically a guarantee that the game would be a quality product, unlike some other games with vocal components like Hey You, Pikachu! and that fish game for the Dreamcast (otherwise known as Seaman). One thing to note- this game does require a USB microphone. If you don't have one (like me), you'll be glad to know that they've bundled a Logitech headset microphone with the game for a small additional fee. If you already have one, then you can buy the game by itselfbut you'll have to wait until February for the stand-alone game to be released. The premise of the game is fairly simple: you select a song and then attempt to sing it as well as possible. After selecting your character and song, the game begins. There is a box towards the bottom of the screen which displays the lyrics on a scrolling marquee (just like any other karaoke machine). But remember, you're being judged and the box also contains a meter with a series of bars that show you the pitch and rhythm you need to follow in order to score points. The game allows you to sing one octave above or below the original song, but otherwise, you will be expected to sing as close to the original as possible. You can also adjust the judging level to give yourself more or less of a challenge. For each phrase, which the tutorial describes as "a musical sentence, usually consisting of one line of a song", there is a meter that fills up as you sing the song. The better your accuracy, the higher the meter will be filled; how much you fill up the meter leads to better rankings ("good" or "great") and bigger scores. Your ranking is very important because it affects the crowd's reaction. If the crowd likes what they hear, you have the chance to double your score; disappoint the crowd with "poor" or "lousy" rankings and you will be literally booed off the stage. If your score is high enough, you can earn either a "gold" or a "platinum" record.
There are several modes of play in Karaoke Revolution that are appropriate for a wide variety of social occasions. If you're by yourself, there is a single player mode that is surprisingly fun, considering that you don't have anyone else to play with. You have two options: Arcade and Showtime, which is the "story" mode for this quirky little game. In Showtime mode, you take on the role a young singer who must sing his or her way to the top. You'll start out at venues like the subway station and the county fair and work your way up to more respectable venues like Royal Hall and the Enormo Bowl. Each venue represents a round of play; you will have to successfully complete at least one of the four songs presented in that round to move on to the next round. Naturally, the later rounds contain the most challenging songs in the game's repertoire.
The goal in arcade mode is simply to finish your set. Depending on your skill level and the amount of time you have to kill, you can set up an arcade session to suit your personal needs. There are three levels of play; as you increase the difficulty, you not only increase the number of songs you have to sing, but you also increase the difficulty level of the songs themselves. In the easiest mode, you only have to sing three easy songs, but in the most difficult mode, you will have to sing one easy song, two medium songs and two advanced songs. You don't necessarily have to get gold or platinum records to be successful in arcade mode; you simply have to avoid being booed off the stage.
It is nigh impossible to own this game and not share it with friends. They seem to come out of the woodwork to play the game and the multiplayer mode of this game will keep them coming back to your house for more. To begin with, there is a multiplayer arcade mode in which you are not only attempting to make it to the end of the set without getting booed off the stage, but now you have the added challenge of trying to get a higher score than your competitors. Or, you could do the Karaoke Competition. In this mode, there is no scoring; the players sing as well as they can and then everyone votes for who they think did the best job.
The song list is pretty decent and it includes hits from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and today. I am mildly surprised that nothing from Billy Joel, the Beatles, or Britney Spears and that entire teen pop revolution from the late 1990s made the cut. I don't know whether this is an oversight of the game designers or a licensing issue, but I am a little disappointed in that regard. Of course, I am too distracted by the songs the game does offer to be too concerned about what they left out. Also, instead of releasing sequels, the designers promise to release expansion discs for the game. They have even gone so far as to include a song request form on the game's website, so presumably, the designers will keep these requests in mind when selecting playlists for the upcoming expansion discs.
So, you know which songs are not there, but I've neglected to mention what is there. The list includes standard party songs like Celebration, I'm Coming Out, Ladies Night and Believe, as well as perennial favorites such as Like A Virgin, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, and Wind Beneath My Wings. Of course, there are also fast paced quasi rap songs like One Week and It's The End of the World As We Know It, and who could resist recent pop hits like Addicted (the theme song for MTV's Fraternity Life), Complicated, Every Morning and Kiss Me? Fans of Amplitude and Frequency will also appreciate the inclusion of Freezepop's Science Genius Girl. This brings up an interesting point: none of the songs except for Science Genius Girl are sung by the artists who recorded them, presumably. Most of the time, you won't even notice, as the singers do a relatively good job of mimicking the original songs, but some just sound off, like the singer who did his rendition of Michael Jackson's Billie Jean in a decidedly lower pitch than Michael originally sang it. This is really a non-issue, though, because you'll be so busy singing the songs yourself that you won't really be paying attention to the voice track. You can also raise or lower the volume of both the voice and music tracks to suit your needs. In total, there are 36 songs, some of which must be unlocked. There is a wide variety to choose from and there probably could have been some better choices for a couple of the songs, but I'm happy with what was included.
One might not expect stellar graphics from a karaoke video game, but this is one way in which Karaoke Revolution really shines. To begin with, the game has several characters to choose from, some of which have to be unlocked. Each character has several unlockable outfits; while you can't customize facial features or anything like that, you can still choose a unique character. There is truly nothing finer than singing Wind Beneath My Wings while wearing one character's bat costume. Even more impressive than the character models are the backgrounds. The backgrounds are full of activity. Most notably, in the county fair venue, there are a roller coaster and one of those boat rides operating while you sing your song. There are also a number of visual effects like a glowing neon aura surrounding your character that are triggered by successful singing. Admittedly, these are cheesy, but they are also surprisingly inspirational.
The control is fairly straight forward as most of it is menu-based interaction. As I've stated before, you do need a microphone plugged into the USB port in order to play the game. If you don't know where the USB port is on the PS2, it is below the memory card slots and controller ports at the very bottom left of the console face. The microphone itself is of fairly good quality; while it a little loose and has an annoying tendency to get tangled in long hair, it tends to pick up the voices fairly well and is generally comfortable to wear.
This is, for the most part, a very family-friendly game. There are some songs with themes that might be inappropriate for certain families but there is no profanity stronger than "damn". It should be noted that a child needs to have fairly good reading skills to play or at the very least know the words and nuances of any given song if they want to be successful. Karaoke Revolution is an excellent addition to a family's video game library.
MICHELLE IS A KARAOKE JOKE
By Andy Rudd
 
POP Idol judge Pete Waterman claims the show will become ``a joke'' if overweight Michelle McManus wins the competition.
In an astonishing attack on the 210 pound wannabe, Pete labeled her nothing more than ``a karaoke singer''.
Michelle has been backed strongly from the start by Mr Nasty Simon Cowell, who said he was ``really glad'' the Glaswegian was in the competition.
However, 57-year-old Pete believes that Michelle should not become the next Pop Idol because she is too big and is hoping that she is voted off tonight's disco-themed show. Pete said: ``She is not a Pop Idol and, if she wins, it is a joke and I do not mean that in a disrespectful way.
``To me, Michelle has not got the greatest voice. She has a strong voice but I can take you to karaoke bars across Britain and you will find stronger voices.
``Our pop idols in the last 40 years are not like her. It's like thinking that she could become a supermodel I don't think so.''
But this week, 23-year-old Michelle said she had slimmed into the first pair of jeans she's worn for 10 years, thanks to a healthy eating plan which she's been sticking to in the house.Michelle, who has lost 42 pounds since her first audition, bought the size 18 jeans last week and has noticed that her normal size 20 clothes are growing loose.
She said: ``It's fantastic being able to wear jeans. I feel great in them. It's a real landmark and it's made me more determined than ever to stick to my diet.''
 
Naked Karaoke' appearing in court
 
CT-- A preliminary hearing has been set for Dec. 1 to see if live testimony will be needed in a lawsuit against the town from the owners of the Berlin Station Café in Connecticut.
Owners of the club filed a suit challenging the town's sexually oriented business ordinance, which would prohibit the club from hosting "Naked Karaoke."
According to David Koskoff, attorney and co-owner of the Berlin Train Station Café, 845 Farmington Ave., a sign in front of the establishment that advertised "Naked Karaoke" was initially a joke.
But, Koskoff said, when the club received positive responses from the public, including many who wished to participate, the management was warned by police that it could not do such a thing; at that point, the joke became not so funny.
On Oct. 30, Koskoff and co-owner Marvin St. Pierre filed the suit, objecting to the penalty portion of the ordinance.
Koskoff said the portion of the ordinance in question states a violation of the law could result in a fine of $100 or less. The ordinance adds that an arrest for a misdemeanor can follow.
According to Koskoff, a fine of $100 is not considered a crime. A misdemeanor is a crime. Koskoff said the ordinance oversteps its boundaries, therefore making it void.
Koskoff said that by Dec. 1, he and Tim Sullivan, town attorney, will be working to approve an order of proof. Sullivan was unavailable for comment.
"The reason is to minimize the live testimony the judge has to sit through," Koskoff said. "If the parties can agree to what the facts are, the judge may not have to have any live
testimony."
The judge will decide on Dec. 1 whether there is a need for live testimony or if written statements will be adequate.
Town Manager Richard Haberman said the town zoning enforcement officer warned the café that Naked Karaoke might violate the ordinance and that permits would be needed.
"The town did this simply as a matter of courtesy and this (lawsuit) was our thanks," Haberman said.
The town is also being sued because of the ordinance by Showplace, a strip club on the Berlin Turnpike. That suit claims the sexually oriented business ordinance violates its right to free speech.
 
Japan sings a song of
therapeutic karaoke
By Raphaelle Marcadal
 
Tokyo - Karaoke has been a favorite way to unwind from the stress of work for almost three decades for ordinary Japanese, but it also has an unsung role as therapy for psychiatric patients.
"Love is dynamite," Juko Kobashi, 39, warbles timidly in a karaoke "box" - a private room with karaoke equipment seating about 10 people - in northern Tokyo's Ikebukuro quarter.
Kobashi is the most shy among her group of patients. She keeps her eyes fixed on the screen, intent on not skipping a single word as the lyrics scroll across.
Her three companions ignore her, lost in concentration as they pick out the next song they want to sing, and content themselves with the obligatory clapping at the end of her performance.
Kyoko Komami, 31, is quick to choose, selecting a hit by the French female singer, Elsa, and singing along in French using Japan's "katakana" phonetic syllabary even though she cannot speak the language.
Komami is a regular at the day care centre looking after psychiatric outpatients on a non-residential basis. The private clinic is run by psychiatrist Noboru Hozumi, who opened the first such facility in Tokyo about 20 years ago.
"Our centre looks after groups of people, sent to us by doctors and psychiatrists, throughout the day," said the centre's director Shirota Haruo.
"None of our patients are able to work. They are emotionally fragile, and some of them have more serious psychiatric problems," said Yoko Shikano another member of the centre's staff.
'Karaoke is a form of recreational therapy which effects mood' The centre offers its patients a range of activities including dance therapy, acting and learning English, but it is the karaoke session every Friday morning that Komami and her companions like most.
"You can really enjoy yourself in a small group. On one's own, it's boring, but the group has to be chosen carefully because if you end up with people who don't like the same songs it can become a problem and people can end up becoming even more introverted," said Yatsuko Ono, 38, one of the patients.
Haruo said the object of the karaoke sessions "is not to change the patients' behaviour - that's impossible - but rather to allow them to enjoy themselves in a comforting environment".
"They don't go to karaoke to listen to the others sing but to have a good time singing the songs they like. In fact, although they think they are taking part in a group activity, it's mainly a form of individual therapy," the director said.
"At first, we organised karaoke sessions at the centre, but the patients found it boring because of the limited choice of songs, so for the last three years, we've been bringing them out to a real karaoke club, three minutes' walk away," said Shikano.
"Karaoke is a form of recreational therapy which effects mood and enables patients to release their emotions and satisfy their narcissistic impulses, while helping them articulate their feelings through the words of the songs," said psychiatrist Masami Sakaue who specialises in music therapy.
Karaoke, which means "empty orchestra" started with music-only tapes and a tape player with microphone sing-along machine produced a record store owner in the 1960s.
The concept was quickly taken up by bar owners and spread nationwide in the 1970s. It has gone from strength to strength and has been exported around world.
In the last decade or so, it has enjoyed a renewed boom with the introduction of the "karaoke bokkusu" (box) where small groups of friends eat, drink and sing in sound-proofed private rooms that have gained in popularity over bars with only one machine and an audience of the entire clientele.
"The confined space of the box and their subdued lighting lend themselves to a certain intimacy. People feel safe there, and can let go little by little," Sakaue said.
 
Dolphinsm hula dancers, karaoke figure in Nevada tax debate
By BRENDAN RILEY

CARSON CITY, Nev. State officials tentatively narrowed the scope of Nevada's new live entertainment tax on Friday - after being cautioned against extending the levy to casino dolphin exhibits, karaoke singers, hula dancers or nightclub patrons who dance.
The officials ended a drawn-out discussion by drafting a proposal that will be up for final approval Tuesday by the state Tax Commission, Dec. 4 by the state Gaming Control Board and Dec. 18 by the Nevada Gaming Commission.
The work on the plan followed a warning from state Sen. Randolph Townsend, R-Reno, that the lawmakers' Legislative Commission, which also must sign off on the rules, would reject something that's overly broad.
"I don't think in any way, shape or form ... they are going to accept dancing or karaoke as a taxable event," said Townsend. As for the dolphin exhibit at The Mirage megaresort in Las Vegas, Townsend said it's not the sort of taxable performance lawmakers envisioned in coming up with the new 10 percent tax.
"These are not facilities in which one buys a ticket knowing that at 2 o'clock Shamu is coming out of the water to do a couple of flips," he added.
Concerns about extending the tax to hula dancers were voiced by Daniel Dew, whose daughters Summer and Taylor perform with the Magical Hula Girls in Las Vegas. He said some clubs and casinos had been reluctant to book the girls because they didn't want to raise prices to cover the new tax.
Control Board Chairman Dennis Neilander said there's an apparent exemption if such entertainers stroll around rather than stay in one spot - a "strolling musician" clause.
"If it means employment to stroll, we will do it," said Dew.
 

"POP" Quiz
Sounds simple. Not so fast. We give you the Lyrics. You give us the artist. Bet you can't get all of them!


LYRICS

1 I don't like cricket, I love it
2 that's all right, it's only money
3 she's the hunter, you're the fox
4 your money or your life
5 will we live or will we die?
6 played it till my fingers bled
7 living it up as we're going down
8 hey driver, where we going?
9 take me somewhere I can breath
10 in the desert you can't remember your name
11 you paid me twenty pounds
12 she's got it, yeah baby she's got it
13 pray for the other ones
14 all the Japanese with their yen
15 the man with the Midas touch
16 how can we be lovers when we can't be friends?
17 she's giving me excitations
18 keeps her face in a jar by the door
19 I love you from the bottom of my pencil case
20 I've been kicked around since I was born
 
In group names "The" is not required (e.g. Doors)
Names should be first name, last name (e.g. John Lennon)
"&" is used instead of "and" (e.g. Sonny & Cher)
 
Answers in next issue!